- God can walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
- Chuck Norris won American idol using only sign language.
- Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon Cards.
- Chuck Norris is so awesome, he created fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
- Ghosts sit around a fire and tell Chuck Norris stories
- Did you know that Chuck Norris had a part in Star Wars ? He was the force.
- One time a cop pulled Chuck Norris over- and the cop was lucky to get off with a warning.
- If they made movie of Chuck Norris standing still' it'd be rated R for extreme violence.
- Chuck Norris really died a year ago, death just hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet.
- Chuck Norris can turn toast back to bread
I love Chuck Norris jokes !
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