"You are a skid mark on the underpants of society."
- The movie Dodgeball
"Socks are what separates us from animals."
- My cousin
"It's bigger than a refrigerator, but smaller than a really big refrigerator."
-Phineas and Ferb
"Now I'm off to destroy Canada ! They've had two good for two long. . ."
-Fairly Odd Parents
Claire: You have 400 facebook friends ?
Phill: That's right. Everybody wants a slice.
-Modern Family
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